Bus Basher Guide pioneered by HWJC

1. Bus driver is older than you. (usually)
2. Bus driver can confiscate your pass if you try to print your own bus pass using either a deskjet or color pencils and a small card.
3. Bus drivers are not punching bag.
4. Bus driver has more than 1 passenger to worry other than YOU.
5. Do not use a female bus pass if you are a male (vice versa)
6. G** or L****** also can take bus
7. IF you want to bash bus driver, please ensure you have your father/mother/auntie/grandfather/mother contact no. should you need them to kneel down to beg.
8. If you perform #7, please apply to another school after 3 working days as we will be burning all your records.
9. If you bash a male bus driver, that is assault. If you lay your hands on a female bus driver, that would be .....er.......___________ (fill in the blanks, up to your imagination)
10. If you don't like the above rules or lich, f***ing take a cab.